Ah Beng examines the puzzle and says, " Kan ni na, put back the corn flakes into the box, lah." Although read b4 long time ago, itx still hao xiao! Labels: 真的是无聊到~
Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!"Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!""The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".
Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"
Ah Beng got the job.
Ah Lian (L) called Ah Beng (B) over the telephone.
L: " Beng, I can't get my new jig saw puzzle fixed, mah-chiam all the edges cannot fix together, leh."
B: " Jig saw puzzle si mi picture, ha?"
L: " The box show a big rooster, kanna like the one in talkingcock.com ".
B: "Okay, lah, okay, lah. I come over to hepchu, lah."
Ah Beng arrives at Ah Lian's place, where she happily leads him to the kitchen table where the jigsaw puzzle is.
Two Hokkien pengs, Ah Beng and Ah Seng, got promoted from privates to corporals.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Ah Beng says, "Eh, Seng ah, there's the NCO Club. Let's go inside and togo."
"But we all is plivate only, mah," protests Ah Seng.
"No, we all is copler now," says Ah Beng, pulling him inside. Once inside the pub, Ah Beng says, "Okay, let's order some beer and togo!"
"But we all is plivate!" says Ah Seng."Piang eh, you cannot see, meh?" says Ah Beng, pointing to his stripes. "We all is copler now!"
After leaving the NCO club, Ah Beng and Ah Seng go to Geylang.
There, Ah Beng whistles at a hooker, but the hooker says, "Sorry, hor. Tonight cannot because I got gonorrhea."
Ah Beng pulls Ah Seng to the side and say, "Eh, you go and check the dictionary and see what 'gonorrhea' means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign.
"Ah Seng goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Ah Beng a big thumbs-up.Three weeks later, Ah Beng is in the hospital with a severe case of gonorrhea.
"Ni na beh," he scolds Ah Seng. "Why you tell me it's okay?"
"Not my fault!" says Ah Seng. "In the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects the privates."Then he points to his stripes: "But we is copler now, mah!"
There was this case in a hospital's intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and always on Friday mornings, regardless of their medical conditions. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural.
So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause. Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. Some held wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil.... As the time approached, their hearts began beating anxiously, and with every beat of the clock, everyone held their breath........ ....
Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, came into the room and unplugged the life support system so that she could use the vacuum cleaner.
DOTX MAN, can really die sia!~
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Labels: My Voice 我の声音, 我的成长教室
Date: 21 Nov 2007 Wed + Time: 12.01am + Place: Neighbour's Hostel + Position: Bed
Spread: Celtic Spread
1) 9 of Swords
2) 7 of Cups
3) Knight of Wands (Reversed)
4) 6 0f Swords
5) 5 of Swords
6) The Hermit
7) 9 of Pentacles (Reversed)
8) 6 of Pentacles (Reversed)
9) 8 of Wands
10) 10 of Cups (Reversed)
It has been a long time since I last took them out for serious reading. Couldn't sleep so got up and brought the cards out. Glad that it has made my night calmer and my view clearer. When no one else is in the right position to help, they are always there to aid me. *__* And thanks to lijuan who lent me her room cuz my roomie was already asleep and I couldn't read them in the dark. Thanks.
Labels: 真的是无聊到~
Laughed my ass off. And I feel happier!
*Cantonese song. Labels: My Voice 我の声音
SICK-KEN-NING.
Sickening. This is SICK-KEN-NING.
I just sold myself again. To the same company that caused my unhappiness for the first 7 months of the year. I am stupid, I admit. But I need money. So I'll start work the day after my last paper, work through my holidays till the start of school (27 Nov last paper - 28 Nov start job - 5 Jan end job).
People, I have asked for leave in advance, so 1st of December will be my only leave day in the whole month. If you want to book me, only the time slots after 2pm will be available. The 1st half of the day will be koped by cmh and kbox (as promised).
And as for our annual xmas celebration... Shall see. May not be able to turn up cuz I need to work on Saturdays. I'll have to apologise in advance.
I HATE MONEY BECAUSE IT MAKES ME CHEAP.
It always make me do what I don't want to do, but it always succeed in doing so.
I AM PATHETICALLY CHEAP. AARGH. VEXED.
卖身契
God, this world is seriously going CRAZY. I repeat: CRAZY. Let me enjoy a few more years of meat, then I'll go vegetarian and hairless for the rest of my life. I don't give a damn anymore. DUH. STRESSED: The wrong person doing everything and the right person not doing anything. This is SO PATHETIC. PER-THEAR-TIC. BLEAH. SO SHIT THEM ALL! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ANYMORE! AAHHHHHH!!!!! Don't know how to take it, don't know where to go Labels: My Voice 我の声音, 让眼睛和耳朵去旅游
Can there ever be a more appropriate song than this one?
I must thank ABBA with ALL MY HEART. I repeat: ALL OF MY HEART.
It's like they KNOW. It's like they know every single thing. Every word is SO TRUE.
My resistance running low
And every day the hold is getting tighter and it troubles me so
(You know that I'm nobody's fool)
I'm nobody's fool and yet it's clear to meI don't have a strategy
It's just like taking candy from a baby and I think I must be
Under attack, I'm being taken
About to crack, defences breaking
Won't somebody please have a heart
Come and rescue me now cause I'm falling apart
Under attack, I'm taking cover
He's on my track, my chasing lover
Thinking nothing's gonna stop him now
Should I want to, I'm not sure, I would know how
This is getting crazy, I should tell him so
Really let my anger show
Pursuade him that the answer to his question is a definite no
Guess I'm kinda flattered but I'm scared as well
Something like a magic spell
I hardly dare to think of what would happen, where I'd be if I fell
Labels: 让眼睛和耳朵去旅游
This is the 101st post already and yup, I broke my own promise of only blogging after the exams.
Blasted this song on the earphones and watched the MTV on youtube. Heart-wrenching song, watching Aerosmith performing the song in MTV made it even more painful. (Well especially the front part when he looked as if he didn't cut his fingernails. Ouch. And is he gay? Oops.) Love parts of the MTV when everything fell apart. Hahaha. They like to go through the better scenes then suddenly throw you to the tragic ending when you are still enjoying all that's in front of you. Quite typical storyline, but it is one of the few that can be considered as the real classic. And the parts leading to the 1st chorus, when they pushed up the buttons of the equalizer and switched on the lights of the stage. And the part when the backdrop fell to reveal dozens of rows of violinists. I was gg "WHOA!" Hahaha. Brought back lotsa lotsa lotsa memories. Remembered the scenes from this great classic movie of the 90s: Armageddon. Will rewatch it after those damned exams.
BLAST THE SONG ON YOUR EARPHONES AND ENJOY!
Doing aerobics at night. Lol! And caijing was making it worse by trying to imitate his exercises. Labels: 真的是无聊到~
Okok. This is really the last post. Just want to prove how Goong S is making a fool of itself.
This is the difference between the quality of the original Goong and the sequel Goong S. Enjoy!
Labels: 让眼睛和耳朵去旅游
原来花儿乐团的《加油歌》是中国类似《超女》的男版比赛的前奏歌曲哟!
MV 超搞笑的,而且那种代表VICTORY的旋律可以让人很HIGH!让我觉得有时候当男生会比较好;他们体会的感动跟女生所体会的太不同了。
这是考试前的最后一个entry, remember to check it out again after 27 November! Till then! BYI!~
加油!加油!加油! Labels: My Voice 我の声音
My sister finished her O'levels exams today! Called her during dinner to say congratulations... She seemed really relieved and excited and heck cared about everything else apart from relaxation liao. Haha!~
She sent me this song after her dinner. Was very touched as I listened and kena shocked by the bombardment of that two words which attacked my ears while I was trying to study my 古文。Lol~ I kept looping it and blasted it on the earphones! Hahaha~ Thanks a million to my best mei mei! (Although she forgot that I am her sister, not brother aka “好男儿”。)
Here's sharing it with all of you. Gambatte!
YAY! YAY! YAY! WOO! WOO! WOO!
H-E-R-O 我们一起加油!
Seems like zwei is pretty furious about F.I.R. singing their song without giving obvious credit to them. Hear them sing "NO FAKE! NO FAKE! NO FAKE!~"
F.I.R. (台湾:飞儿乐团 2007) V.S. ZWEI (JROCK BAND 2005)
周杰伦 - 阳光宅男 MV Preview Labels: 让眼睛和耳朵去旅游
作词:方文山 作曲:周杰伦
钥匙挂腰带 皮夹插后面口袋 黑框的眼镜有几千度来海边穿西装裤
他不在乎 我却想哭 有点无助 他的样子像刚出土的文物
他烤肉竟然会 自带水壶 写信时用浆糊 走起路一不注意就撞树
我不想输 就算辛苦 我也要等 我也不能让你再走寻常路
我决定插手你的人生 当你的时尚顾问 别说你不能
让我们乘着阳光 海上冲浪 吸引她目光
不要怕露出胸膛 流一点汗 你成了型男
让我们乘着阳光 看着远方 别当路人甲
让美女缺氧 靠在你肩膀 我微笑在你旁边撑伞
喔对了对女生 用心疼 约会要等 讲笑话不能闷 别太冷 像我一样就刚好
对爱的人 接吻要深 拥抱要真 来电显示给个甜蜜的昵称
穿着要个性 这只是刚刚入门 接下来你还要会弹琴会写歌会双截棍
头脑清楚 不能迷糊 我要将你彻底改造基因重组大变身
Labels: 让眼睛和耳朵去旅游
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