Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"
Ah Beng got the job.
L: " Beng, I can't get my new jig saw puzzle fixed, mah-chiam all the edges cannot fix together, leh."
B: " Jig saw puzzle si mi picture, ha?"
L: " The box show a big rooster, kanna like the one in talkingcock.com ".
B: "Okay, lah, okay, lah. I come over to hepchu, lah."
Ah Beng arrives at Ah Lian's place, where she happily leads him to the kitchen table where the jigsaw puzzle is.
Ah Beng examines the puzzle and says, " Kan ni na, put back the corn flakes into the box, lah."
There was this case in a hospital's intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and always on Friday mornings, regardless of their medical conditions. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural.
So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause. Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. Some held wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil.... As the time approached, their hearts began beating anxiously, and with every beat of the clock, everyone held their breath........ ....
Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, came into the room and unplugged the life support system so that she could use the vacuum cleaner.
DOTX MAN, can really die sia!~
Although read b4 long time ago, itx still hao xiao!
Thanks to TALKINGCOCK.COM and its wonderful Chio Kao Bank. ENJOY!
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Date: 21 Nov 2007 Wed + Time: 12.01am + Place: Neighbour's Hostel + Position: Bed
Spread: Celtic Spread
1) 9 of Swords
2) 7 of Cups
3) Knight of Wands (Reversed)
4) 6 0f Swords
5) 5 of Swords
6) The Hermit
7) 9 of Pentacles (Reversed)
8) 6 of Pentacles (Reversed)
9) 8 of Wands
10) 10 of Cups (Reversed)
It has been a long time since I last took them out for serious reading. Couldn't sleep so got up and brought the cards out. Glad that it has made my night calmer and my view clearer. When no one else is in the right position to help, they are always there to aid me. *__* And thanks to lijuan who lent me her room cuz my roomie was already asleep and I couldn't read them in the dark. Thanks.
Labels: My Voice 我の声音, 我的成长教室
Laughed my ass off. And I feel happier!
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SICK-KEN-NING.
Sickening. This is SICK-KEN-NING.
I just sold myself again. To the same company that caused my unhappiness for the first 7 months of the year. I am stupid, I admit. But I need money. So I'll start work the day after my last paper, work through my holidays till the start of school (27 Nov last paper - 28 Nov start job - 5 Jan end job).
People, I have asked for leave in advance, so 1st of December will be my only leave day in the whole month. If you want to book me, only the time slots after 2pm will be available. The 1st half of the day will be koped by cmh and kbox (as promised).
And as for our annual xmas celebration... Shall see. May not be able to turn up cuz I need to work on Saturdays. I'll have to apologise in advance.
I HATE MONEY BECAUSE IT MAKES ME CHEAP.
It always make me do what I don't want to do, but it always succeed in doing so.
I AM PATHETICALLY CHEAP. AARGH. VEXED.
卖身契
*Cantonese song.
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God, this world is seriously going CRAZY. I repeat: CRAZY. Let me enjoy a few more years of meat, then I'll go vegetarian and hairless for the rest of my life. I don't give a damn anymore. DUH.
STRESSED: The wrong person doing everything and the right person not doing anything. This is SO PATHETIC. PER-THEAR-TIC. BLEAH.
SO SHIT THEM ALL! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ANYMORE! AAHHHHHH!!!!!
Don't know how to take it, don't know where to go
My resistance running low
And every day the hold is getting tighter and it troubles me so
(You know that I'm nobody's fool)
I'm nobody's fool and yet it's clear to meI don't have a strategy
It's just like taking candy from a baby and I think I must be
Under attack, I'm being taken
About to crack, defences breaking
Won't somebody please have a heart
Come and rescue me now cause I'm falling apart
Under attack, I'm taking cover
He's on my track, my chasing lover
Thinking nothing's gonna stop him now
Should I want to, I'm not sure, I would know how
This is getting crazy, I should tell him so
Really let my anger show
Pursuade him that the answer to his question is a definite no
Guess I'm kinda flattered but I'm scared as well
Something like a magic spell
I hardly dare to think of what would happen, where I'd be if I fell
Labels: My Voice 我の声音, 让眼睛和耳朵去旅游
BLAST THE SONG ON YOUR EARPHONES AND ENJOY!
Labels: 让眼睛和耳朵去旅游
Doing aerobics at night. Lol! And caijing was making it worse by trying to imitate his exercises.
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原来花儿乐团的《加油歌》是中国类似《超女》的男版比赛的前奏歌曲哟！
MV 超搞笑的，而且那种代表VICTORY的旋律可以让人很HIGH！让我觉得有时候当男生会比较好；他们体会的感动跟女生所体会的太不同了。
这是考试前的最后一个entry, remember to check it out again after 27 November! Till then! BYI!~
Labels: 让眼睛和耳朵去旅游
My sister finished her O'levels exams today! Called her during dinner to say congratulations... She seemed really relieved and excited and heck cared about everything else apart from relaxation liao. Haha!~
She sent me this song after her dinner. Was very touched as I listened and kena shocked by the bombardment of that two words which attacked my ears while I was trying to study my 古文。Lol~ I kept looping it and blasted it on the earphones! Hahaha~ Thanks a million to my best mei mei! (Although she forgot that I am her sister, not brother aka “好男儿”。)
Here's sharing it with all of you. Gambatte!
YAY! YAY! YAY! WOO! WOO! WOO!
H-E-R-O 我们一起加油！
加油！加油！加油！
Labels: My Voice 我の声音
Seems like zwei is pretty furious about F.I.R. singing their song
without giving obvious credit to them.
Hear them sing "NO FAKE! NO FAKE! NO FAKE!~"
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作词：方文山 作曲：周杰伦
钥匙挂腰带 皮夹插后面口袋 黑框的眼镜有几千度来海边穿西装裤
他不在乎 我却想哭 有点无助 他的样子像刚出土的文物
他烤肉竟然会 自带水壶 写信时用浆糊 走起路一不注意就撞树
我不想输 就算辛苦 我也要等 我也不能让你再走寻常路
我决定插手你的人生 当你的时尚顾问 别说你不能
让我们乘着阳光 海上冲浪 吸引她目光
不要怕露出胸膛 流一点汗 你成了型男
让我们乘着阳光 看着远方 别当路人甲
让美女缺氧 靠在你肩膀 我微笑在你旁边撑伞
喔对了对女生 用心疼 约会要等 讲笑话不能闷 别太冷 像我一样就刚好
对爱的人 接吻要深 拥抱要真 来电显示给个甜蜜的昵称
穿着要个性 这只是刚刚入门 接下来你还要会弹琴会写歌会双截棍
头脑清楚 不能迷糊 我要将你彻底改造基因重组大变身
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